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[trashvalkyrie]

dunno who you are but it sure sounds like ragnar wrote your profile for you

[pietistic]

He did. It was an unfortunate thing that I have yet to correct.

Do you know him?

[trashvalkyrie]

yeah we've met a couple times
so does that mean you're not solely looking to hook up with 'the christian god' or

[pietistic]

What exactly does hook up mean?

[trashvalkyrie]

depends on the person youre talking to
get together, hang out
make out
have sex

[pietistic]

Oh.

No, I would not seek to do such with the Lord. Commune with and pray to, certainly.

[trashvalkyrie]

good call probably

what about a woman

[pietistic]

I have before.

[trashvalkyrie]

that makes it sound like you tried it and weren't into it

[pietistic]

Oh. It's not that. I just had a vow of chastity and I suppose that I feel guilty when it comes to thinking of her. These topics are still new for me.

[ Breaking his vows to sleep with a princess and then leaving to go home with his Viking friend but to be fair...her husband came home. ]

[trashvalkyrie]

oh

[awkward.......]

can't relate

[pietistic]

I have become accustomed to those who can't relate after living with Vikings. I haven't honestly recommitted to my vows, if that is relative to what you were getting at previously.

[ Really, he's just making this more awkward and he has no idea but he's chucking his device at Ragnar's head for this. ]

[trashvalkyrie]

[s q u i n t s]

are you coming onto me

[pietistic]

I'm sorry. I don't really know what you mean.

[ meaning, he's not trusting Ragnar in this manner but he definitely asked. ]

[trashvalkyrie]

like
are you trying to hook up with someone on here or did you just sign up to talk about your celibacy vow
cause wow what a buzzkill

whoops

[pietistic]

Oh. Is that all this thing is for?

I did not really intend to talk about that at all.

[trashvalkyrie]

no, not all
but for some people yeah
just wanted to make sure i wasn't reading you wrong

[pietistic]

I suppose that is a relief or sorts.

Am I still, what you say... a buzzkill?

[trashvalkyrie]

kind of?
but it's not as bad if you're not trying to pick up women
or men
i don't judge

[pietistic]

It would not necessarily be my intention, no. I do not judge either.

[ Anymore. ]

[trashvalkyrie]

good for you, then
keeping an open mind
whatever it is youre looking for here i hope you find it

[pietistic]

Thank you.

What is it that you are looking for?

[trashvalkyrie]

dunno
friends
a fuck
someone who isnt boring
and/or someone who can keep up with my drinking but that's a tall order

[pietistic]

Well, I am not always boring and I don't usually fall too behind when there is drinking.

[trashvalkyrie]

"not always boring"
you need to learn how to brag on yourself a little

[pietistic]

Humility is somewhat ingrained in my nature.

I also, err to the side of avoiding behaving too much like Ragnar.

[trashvalkyrie]

fair enough
anyway
ever wanted to drink with a valkyrie

[pietistic]

Well, I never thought of it before, honestly. But I would not turn down the opportunity.

[ He's still getting used to confirmation that the Norse gods and other mythos are a very tangible reality. ]

[trashvalkyrie]

thought so
now you know where to find one
i'm rarely busy enough to turn down a round or two

[pietistic]

I would like to then. I am not often that busy either.

[trashvalkyrie]

shit alright let's do it
one condition
no vow of celibacy talk

[pietistic]

Alright, I'll even throw in no vow of poverty talk too.

[trashvalkyrie]

perfect youre on

[pietistic]

Wonderful, it will be a pleasure to meet you in person.